Also Known As: Please hire me I’m so desperate for money.
you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage customer service job
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
i almost scrolled away
Low budget R&B videos be like …
I hate youuuu lmaooooo
I’m going to off myself