this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONG
HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
And Not a Single Fuck Was Given
Realist shit EVER
mIND YOU, HE WAS ONLY LIKE 17 AT THE TIME.
Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
this deserves every single note and then more.
We are taught to walk scared late at night. We cradle our keys between our perfectly manicured fingers, walking gracefully like a baby antelope in a herd of lions. That our virginity defines our character. That I am a frigid bitch if I do not fuck him, and a dirty slut if I do.